Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Deborah, go to the map and find North America .
DEBORAH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Deborah.
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TEACHER: Ted, why are you doing your math multiplication on
the floor?
TED: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Yonnie, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
YONNIE: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
YONNIE: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it..
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: GENE, why do you always get so dirty?
GENE: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
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TEACHER: Gail, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
GAIL: I is..
TEACHER: No, Gail..... Always say, 'I am.'
GAIL: All right... 'I am the seventh letter of the
alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Marie, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
MARIE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Marie, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
MARIE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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